Top 5 Indy wrestlers you should know about

By indy I mean anyone who currently isn't under contract to WWE,TNA or ROH. Also I have had to have seen each person on my list at least 3 times.

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5.Purple Haze Davey Hendrix

The first time I saw Davey was at Powerslam Productions Spring Bash show. Davey took on Lukas Frost. And it was a great match up. Both guys are high flyers. Since then I have seen Davey 4 more times and each time he gets better. It also helps that he is a super nice guy.

5.Max Maverick

I discovered Max Maverick at the first show Last Rites Championship Wrestling had. He was part of a 3 way match for the Last Rites Hardcore title. Before the match started Max grabbed the mic and cut a great heel promo. As you can see in the above picture he won. Since then I have looked up Max on youtube and saw that not only can he do high flying moves he is also a good chain wrestler. Plus he is damn good on the mic. What shocked me is that when I first saw him he hadn't been wrestling that long.

5.Cale Conners

Cale is another good wrestler I first saw at the Last Rites show in town. When he walked through the curtain he got my attention. He has this presence about him. At the show he came out wearing this really neat metallic skull mask with light up eyes. Well since he was the heel I started heckling him. Calling him fat. He turns and looks at me and said "Like I haven't heard that before. Come on try to come up with something original." I quickly said "Well you look like Kane and Playboy Buddy Rose had a kid!" Cale didn't miss a beat and replied with "Hey look everyone we got ourselves a  smart mark!" Then the match started and I was majorly impressed with Cale's ringwork. He is a tall and fairly big guy. But moves like someone half his size. After the show I was heading to the bathroom. Saw him coming down the hall and thanked him for the smart mark comment. Since that night I have watched a bunch of his matches on Youtube. And like Max,Cale is a guy that is good in the ring and good on the mic.

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4.Reggie Krimsyn Matthews

I had been talking to Reggie on Facebook for at least 2 months before I even met him. Last December on the 15th I went to my first Powerslam show. About a week before the show I had sent Reggie a message on Facebook asking if he could hold two front row seats for me. I get to the show and there was two seats with my name on them. That night I got to see Reggie face Calvin Rose. And the match was so much fun. You could tell that Reggie really enjoys being in the ring.One thing Reggie has is he not only has great charisma but he has that "It" factor. Since then I have seen Reggie wrestle many times. My favorite match of his is from last years Slamfest. Reggie faced Joe Kane. And the crowd was so hot. Back in August I asked Reggie if he would come on my podcast and do an interview. He came on and it was so much fun. We recorded for over 3 hours. Reggie Krimsyn Matthews Interview on Asshat Podcast. Reggie is also one of the nicest guys I have met in this area.

4.Sgt Sorroco

Sgt is another guy who I first saw at my first Powerslam show. After the show I was talking to him and found out he was in the Army. We talked for a bit about Army related stuff. Sgt is one of those wrestlers that can do a little bit of everything. At Wildkat Sports "Schools Out" show on June 8th of this year Sgt had a match against Outlaw Matt Lancie. And it turned into a old school southern style locker room clearing brawl. With Sgt taking a shot to the nose and bleeding all over the floor. Now that match was really good,but the best match I have seen from Sgt was at the next Wildkat show. On August 24th at the Wildkat Sports "Hawx vs Hardy" show Sgt and the Outlaw had a feud ending bullrope match. And to add something extra to the match it was for the Wildkat Revolution title. This match turned out to be even more brutal than their last match. After it was over,sadly Sgt lost,the entire crowd was on their feet clapping.

4.The Outlaw Matt Lancie

Lancie,who I am pretty sure is the current Wildkat Revolution champion, reminds me so much of Stan Hansen. He is a great example of someone who has taken the old southern brawling style and updated it. Living in the deep south it is a great showing of how much talent Matt has when he can work a cowboyish gimmick and still get the crowd to boo him. Everyone of his moves looks super stiff. And that is another thing that makes him stand out to me. Then there is how he carries himself before the match,it is hard to describe. But he has this kind of hunched over walk and stance. Then he has a way at staring at people that just is so damn creepy.

4.Bolt Brady

The first time I saw Bolt was at the first Wildkat show I went to. The match was Bolt Brady vs Bestia 666. I went to that show just to see Bestia 666. Thinking how many chances would I get to see a legit luchadore. I had heard of Bolt before that match,but never seen him. Holy fuck those two guys put on a fast paced action packed match. From when the bell rung till Bolt got the pinfall neither guy slowed down. That night when I got home I searched for Bolt Brady on Youtube. And found out he works a lot for ACW out of Texas. I saw a fun tag match with him and ACH vs two guys who I can't remember. Then this past August Wildkat had a rematch between Bolt and Bestia 666. And once again both guy gave it their all. This time with Bestia winning. After the match it was strongly hinted that we will get a 3rd match between the two and I can't wait. Bolt has great charisma. Then you add in his energy packed high flying style I could see him one day working for ROH,TNA or WWE.

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3.Bu Ku Dao AKA Ling Pham

Standing at barely over 5 foot,Bu Ku Dao impressed me the first time I saw him. It was Powerslam Productions December Double shot part 1 in 2012. And Bu Ku Dao,who goes by Ling Pham in Powerslam, was facing Lukas Frost. With both guys working a high flying style I got to see a super fun match. Bu Ku Dao really reminds me of Rey Jr before his knees went to shit. The stand out match for me has to be when Bu Ku Dao took on Chris Masters at the first Wildkat show I went too. Now Masters is over a foot taller than Dao. And has to have at least 100lbs on him. But Dao fought back and tried his best,before finally getting caught in the Masterlock and passing out. What I didn't know at the time was Dao and Stud Matthews were in the middle of what ended up being a year long feud.  At the August Wildkat show they had the final match in the feud. I was shocked when Dao locked Matthews in a crossface and getting a submission win. Dao is another guy who each time I see him he gets better.

3.Curt "The Stud" Matthews

At the PSP December Double Shot part 1 I got to see Stud Matthews. Turns out this was the first time he used his new gimmick. He comes out to Eye of the tiger. And it is a Hulk Hogan tribute style. Curt is good in the ring. But it is the little things he does that makes him stand out. Like how after each match he goes out in the crowd and thumb wrestles with the kids. Or how he has all the Hogan moves down. And all the Hogan mannerisms. Then you factor in that while he is a face in Powerslam,down in Wildkat he is a heel. In Wildkat he does a arrogant weightlifter gimmick. If you look up Wildkat Sports on Youtube you can see some great Curt "The Stud" Matthews promos. Plus there is lots of his matches on Youtube. As for my favorite match of his it is a tie. One of them is the feud ending match against Bu Ku Dao that I mentioned above. The other is from the Powerslam Spring Bash show. The final match of the night was a battle royale. Which Curt won. Curt is another guy that just oozes charisma. At the Powerslam Productions Slamfest show in Liberty most of the crowd had no idea who he was. But by the time he had walked through the crowd and entered the ring he had already gotten the crowd to cheer him.

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2.Bestia 666

The son of luca libre legend Damien 666,Bestia is as talented as his father. I first heard of him when he was having matches in the Extreme Rising show. Then after the Powerslam Productions Spring Bash show was over Luke Hawx told me that at the next Wildkat show Bestia was going to be coming in. Luke had remembered how much I love lucha libre. So I talked my buddy Collin into driving us down. And that show Bestia faced Bolt Brady in what was to me the match of the night. Then at the August show Bestia came back to have a rematch with Bolt. Bestia tried his best to get the crowd to boo him. Even going so far as to yell "Viva la Mexico". But it didn't work the crowd loves him. Since then I have watched many of his matches on youtube. What I enjoy about Bestia is 2 main things. I have been told that behind the scenes he is a super nice super humble guy. The other thing is unlike some other luchadores that have trouble adapting to the American style of wrestling,Bestia doesn't have that issue.

2.Lukas Frost

Lukas is one of the most well rounded wrestlers on the southern indy circuit. Not only is he good in the ring and on the mic. He also knows the little things that can make a difference. Like the cloak he has on in the above picture. It just helps add to his character. I have seen him live 4 times now. Now Lukas works a high flyer style. But unlike some indy high flyers Lukas know how and when to sell. For 3 years Lukas,who is known as Frostie, wrote a great blog.Lukas Frost's blog . Where he not only told lots of great behind the scenes stories. But gave piles of great advice. Now my memory isn't the best but I kind of remember Lukas telling me one time that he has thought about taking the blog posts and making a book out of it. If this happens I will buy it. Now while Lukas is a huge heel in the ring, outside it he is such a nice guy. The many times we have talked Lukas has told me how much he enjoys reading my posts here at the blog about the indy shows I go to. It is feedback like that that keeps me writing.

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1.Joe Kane the Prince of Pain

Joe has been around the southern indy scene for years now. And it shows when he is in the ring. He know how to pace a match,how to get the crowd to react the way he wants them too. Perfect example,at the Powerslam Slamfest show. Joe came out to the ring and without saying a word got the entire crowd booing him before the match even started. And his is one of the best sellers around this area. And like everyone else on this list Joe has always been so nice when I have talked to him. If you want to see what a southern style heel should be just Youtube Joe Kane. He has plenty of matches up on Youtube. From the ones  I have seen Joe can have a good match with anyone. I bet if you put me in the ring with him,it would end up being good match. And I have not athletic skills at all.

1.Wes Adams

Besides Bestia 666,Wes is most likely the most well known guy on this list. He has been around for years now wrestling. Working in Memphis as one of the Lifeguards. Then having a stint in NWA Wildside. From there he moved on to the WWE developmental territory Deep South Wrestling. And when DSW shut down Wes was sent to FCW. He ended up becoming a ref. And was used a lot on WWE's version of ECW. Once his contract was up and not renewed Wes came back to Mississippi and started up Powerslam Productions. In many ways Wes reminds me of Mid South/UWF era Terry Taylor. At the June Wildkat show Wes had a match against Rudy Russo. A few minutes into the match Rudy injured Wes' leg and the rest of the match was built around Rudy trying to work Wes' leg and Wes trying to protect it. One thing that I doubt many people know is that Wes is really good at cutting promos. I have seen him cut a few live and he has a way of getting the  crowd eating out of the palm of his hand. Another thing is there are some wrestlers that might be good at singles matches but if you put them in a tag team it doesn't work. Not Wes. I have seen him work singles and tag matches and he is good in both.

Is it worth it Wednesdays:The best of the best of The Electric Company from Shout Factory

Media-DVD
Title-The best of the best of the Electric Company
Company-Shout Factory
Price-$5

As a kid I watched Sesame Street. Then when I started kindergarten I started watching Electric Company. And I enjoyed Electric Company more than Sesame Street. One reason is EC had Spider-man on it. Another was because EC also had Bill Cosby who I knew from Fat Albert and Picture pages. I knew that Shout Factory had released some Electric Company DVDs. But also had heard that they didn't have the Spiderman bits.Cause of rights issues. So I avoided those sets. Then months back I was digging through the $5 bin and found this DVD. "Well it's only $5 and it is 165 minutes. So 5 episodes for $5 that is worth it to me."

I got home and opened it up. Planning on mostly listening to it while I was on the computer. After maybe 10 minutes all my attention was on the TV. One of the episodes included on this disc is the series premiere which I doubt I had ever seen. I didn't remember any of these episodes at all.

I love how 70s this show feels. And yes I know all the episodes on here are from the 70s. But I didn't remember it feeling so of it's time. And what a great cast the show had. I already mentioned Bill Cosby,but also there is Rita Moreno,Joan Rivers,Gene Wilder,Zero Mostel and Morgan Freeman. Freeman is so damn entertaining as Easy Reader.Now it isn't a secret I am not a fan of hippies. Mostly because all the hippies I have ever ran into are modern day upper class trust fund hippies. But if all hippies were like Easy Reader I would be a huge fan of them.

There is so much to love about this show. From the zany comedy skits. The music videos and oh so trippy animation. Add in how while the show is educational,but isn't boring like some educational shows are.

I ended up watching the entire DVD the day I bought it. But was wondering if it would appeal to kids today. So my next trip to visit my family on the coast I brought it along.My cousin who I always stay with has two sons. One who is 11 and the other is 6. Well one day both their parents were at work. And I had been told the boys were only allowed to play video games for 1 hour that day. But I cut them a deal. If they were willing to watch 2 episodes of Electric Company,I would allow them to play video games for 1 1/2 hours. So I put in the DVD. Started it and went and got on the computer. After 2 episodes were over the 6 year old asked if he could watch more. The 11 year old was ready to get his 1 1/2 hours of video games. I left the DVD playing. And noticed that the older brother was actually paying more attention to the DVD than his video game. They ended up watching the entire DVD and asked me if I had anymore.

I asked each one of them what they liked most about the show. The older one told me he liked the cartoons and how everyone "dressed very funny looking". The younger one told me he liked the songs and Letterman.

So was it worth it?-Well it is 5 episodes plus extras for $5. So yes it is totally worth it. But one caveat I don't know how much appeal this DVD will have for anyone who either didn't grow up watching this. Or isn't a pre-teen or younger.

Top 5 songs that changed how I viewed the world when I was a teen.

I have always been hugely into music. By the age of 8 I had a decent sized record and 8-track collection. Yeah I hear you snickering about the 8-tracks.

Now all the following songs,unless noted, I discovered thanks to a great friend of mine Thomas. Our father's worked together. And at least one weekend a month we would go visit. He was always into all kinds of music. Usually each visit he had a new 90 minute cassette of stuff he thought I might like.

5.Velvet Underground-Heroin

This is one I didn't discover thanks to Thomas. My much older cousin, who back then was kind of a biker, was babysitting me. And he put on "The Velvet Underground and Nico" album. I was 13 and the changes in style and tempo of the song called out to me. I made him copy this one song to a cassette for me. And I listened to it over and over again for weeks. At the time I kind of knew what heroin was. This song,along with Cheech and Chong films is what introduced me to the drug culture. Weirdly that cousin is now a fairly well known youth minister on the coast. This song totally changed my mind about music that was made before I was born. Before hearing this any band from before my birth I considered "Old stuff that only my parents listen too." Thanks to my cousin playing me this song I started going back and discovered so many great bands.

4.Dead Kennedys-Pull my strings

Thomas handed me a cassette one day. And like always he had on the paper insert listed all the bands and the songs. I looked and saw Dead Kennedys. Then thought to myself what a strange name for a band. When I got home that night I was playing some Nintendo game. Threw the tape in the portable cassette player I kept in my bedroom window for years. Once this song started something in my brain told me "Stop the game and pay close attention." I did and was blown away. Here was a band giving a huge FUCK YOU to the corporate music industry. Sure before hearing this I had heard the Sex Pistols-EMI. But the anger and vitriol in EMI had nothing on Pull my strings. I started thinking about how bands had to answer to the record labels they worked for. And how the only way to truly put out the music you wanted was to DO IT YOURSELF.

3.Black Flag-Rise Above

I am pretty sure this song was on the same cassette as Pull my strings. But where as Pull my strings was kind of radio friendly,well as radio friendly as a Dead Kennedys song can get, Rise Above was 2 1/2 minutes of pure raw anger. Here was this band telling me "Guess what you don't fit in. FUCK THAT. FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT FUCK WITH YOU CAUSE YOU DON'T CONFIRM TO THEIR STANDARDS." This song made me realize it was much better to stop trying to fit in and just be myself.

2.Dead Kennedys-Stars and Stripes of Corruption

I got my first copy of Frankenchrist on vinyl. And it was one of the early pressing that came with the infamous Giger poster. And while it is a good album. This song which is the final track is the one that stood out to me. I was 13 or 14 when I got the album. And really not that much into politics. Back then cause I had a Walkman, which fuck those things were huge and ate batteries so fast, I would take albums and put my favorite songs off each onto cassettes. This song was quickly added to a cassette. Listening to it over and over I started to realize that it is my job as a citizen to question the government. And how much horrible shit happens cause people are too complacent to not pay attention to what is happening.

1.Bad Religion-Fuck Armageddon this is Hell

I mentioned on my top 10 bands list how I discovered Bad Religion. And to be honest my Jr High years were hell. The first Jr High I went to was mostly made up of ultra rich snobby as fuck kids. At the time my family wasn't well off. Most of my clothes were hand me downs from my older cousins. And I got picked on daily because of this. So when I got the "How can hell be any worse" album this song became a personal anthem to me. The opening riff still sends tremors all over my body. And I realized that those others that were judging me based on what I wore meant nothing to me. That no matter what I wore or did they would still not like me. Because I wasn't like them. Fuck fitting in,fuck making sure I kept up with whatever the newest fad in clothing was. Wear what I wanted. Do what I wanted. I have since learned that 3 of the ones that treated me the worst,well one is serving 20 years in jail,one has been married 3 times had 2 kids and is stuck working the counter at Mcdonalds. And the final one actually got in touch with me and apologized for how she treated me back then.

Top 5 Female pro wrestlers

I love wrestling. Been watching it off and on since I was 4 or 5. But until I started watching GLOW in 1986 and that is when I got into female wrestling. Yeah I find it funny some of the worst women wrestling is what got me into it. Now a few things. First off I have barely seen any joshi. So there won't be any ladies from that style on my list. And I haven't watched any lucha libre in years now. So no female luchadores on the list.

5.AJ Lee

AJ is a great mixture of good on the mic,good at the outside the ring stuff and good in the ring. I love the "crazy hot woman" gimmick she was doing for awhile. And I have only seen one bad match from her. That was against one of the Bellas. The Bellas ,in my eyes, have almost no wrestling talent.

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4.Saturyne

Yes I know she doesn't use that name anymore. So far I have only seen here on various Wrestling is FUN! shows. And she was the stand out to me. Working a mixture of American ladies style plus lucha libre. Her flexibility and just general athleticism impressed me. I hope the rumors about why she has changed her name and isn't working for the WIF fed anymore aren't true. But she is one I can easily see getting one day called up to WWE or TNA. Plus think how over with kids she would be doing the intergalactic luchadore gimmick would be.

4.Mickie James AKA Alexis Laree

The first time I saw Mickie she was wrestling as Alexis Laree in WEW. My late grandmother had bought me a WEW dvd set. I am sure she got it because she knew I love wrestling and it was 8 hours of wrestling for $5. Well out of those 8 hours the only matches worth watching all had Alexis in them. Mickie then came over to the WWE and exploded. Her feud with Trish is one of the highlights of that era of WWE. In the ring Mickie is very well rounded. And when she is a heel she is great on the mic. As a face her mic work isn't as good. But still she is a great talent. Maybe one day she will come back to WWE. But if the rumors about why her contract wasn't renewed are true I don't see her coming back.

3.Tina Ferrari AKA Ivory

I first saw Ivory in GLOW and she my favorite. Then after GLOW folded I forgot about her. In 1999 she started in the WWF. I knew she looked familiar but I really had no idea why. It wasn't until a year later I found out she was from GLOW. I loved how when she first showed up in WWF she was one of the few Divas that was actually a wrestler first. It seemed to me that during that year all the other Divas were models/fitness trainers/etc that were trained to be wrestlers. Ivory was a wrestler first. And what a wrestler she was. She is one of the few female wrestlers that I could see facing off against the males and looking legit in it. Since she left WWE she hasn't done that much. But I sometimes dig out my old "Ivory comp" tape and watch it.

2.Ms Chif

I came to the Ms Chif party way late. In 2008 I found a bunch of Gateway Championship Wrestling Ms Chif matches for download. I grabbed them and was blown away. Earlier I mentioned how flexible Saturyne is. But Ms Chif is like one of those Gumby dolls. Since then I have wondered why TNA or WWE never picked her up. Then I found out thanks to the PBS documentary "The Secret Life of Scientists and Engineers" she works in a lab as a genetics scientist.

1.Molly Holly

Since I gave up on WCW after Starrcade 1997 I never saw any of Molly in WCW. But once she showed up in WWF and had her first match I was majorly impressed. Not only is she a very nice looking woman but she is a great wrestler. Starting off as the younger cousin of Crash and Hardcore Holly,Molly excelled at playing the wide eyed innocent country girl. But when she went from blonde to brunette and became a heel is when she really proved to me she is the best female wrestler I have ever seen. Many many times she was stuck in there with barely trained models. And she would do everything she could to make sure the match was good. I am still pissed about one of her last angles in the WWE. Where the announcers and some of the other wrestlers were calling her fat. Molly is far from fat. And I hate how the US culture has tried to convince people that if you are a woman and above a size 3 you are fat. Molly is a healthy looking woman. She retired from the ring for various reasons. And after watching her self produced shoot interview I became a even bigger fan. She talked about how she retired so she could help out her family and she had a health scare. Since her retirement she has traveled to many third world countries and helped build homes and schools. She worked for a drug counseling center. I would love to see her come back to wrestling, but if she doesn't at least I got plenty of tapes and DVDs of her matches.

Is it worth it Wednesdays:The Django Collection from TGG Direct

So I am trying out a new thing. Wednesdays I will do a review of DVD,Comic book,Book,etc. Then explain if I think it was worth what I paid.

Media-DVD
Title-The Django Collection
Company-TGG Direct
Price-$5

With Quentin Tarentino's "Django Unchained" being a pretty big hit I was expecting to see some cheap multipacks of "Django" films. Back earlier this year I found this DVD sitting in the Walmart $5. I have never been a fan of the Western genre. But the spaghetti westerns I have seen I did really enjoy. I glanced at the films listed on the back and thought "Shit 6 movies $5 that is less than a buck a film. If I don't like any of them I can always give it to someone that likes westerns."

1.A Man called Django AKA Viva! Django from 1971

This is your basic revenge drama set in the west. Anthony Steffen plays Django. And is decent. He is after a group of outlaws that raped and killed his wife. He teams up with a horse thief. While fairly violent and bloody,really the film didn't hold my attention much. I kept glancing at the timer to see how much longer it was.

2.Django the runner AKA Massacre Time from 1966

When I got home from buying this DVD I looked up each film. Since the back has no descriptions of the films I looked for non-spoiler plot synopsis. Seeing that this film is directed by Lucio Fulci it was the first one I watched. I knew Fulci had done some spaghetti westerns. I went in hoping for his trademark extreme gore and violence. Spaghetti western regular Franco Nero plays Tom Corbett. He is a gold prospector who has to go back to his home town. He arrives and finds it under the control of the evil Jason Scott.Tom ends up teaming up with his drunk ass brother to wrestle control of the town back from the evil Scott family.

This is one of many films that was retitled to Django "Something" when released in the States. As far as I remember no one in the film is called Django. But that doesn't matter,because this was a really entertaining film. I am betting even if I didn't know before viewing it that Lucio Fulci had directed I would have been able to tell. All his directorial touches show up.

3.Hanging for Django AKA Una lunga fila di croci from 1969

Anthony Steffen returns,but he is Johnny Brandon this time. The plot is about smuggling Mexicans into the States. I am pretty sure this is another film that just had the Django name slapped on it to sell more tickets. Now it has some fairly violent gunfights. But they don't make up for how confusing the plot is. The little bit of research I have done has let me know this is a fairly hard film to find. If it was a better film then it getting a wide and cheap release would be something to celebrate.

4.Django:A Bullet for you AKA Pochi dollari per Djang 1966

Anthony Steffen is back again. I believe this is not one of the many spaghetti films that was retitled to Django for a USA release. Now this is what I want from a spaghetti western. Lots of great camera work. Piles of blood and violence. And unlike lots of American westerns,everyone in this film isn't all clean and pretty looking. They look more like people would have looked back in the old west. I can see myself going back and rewatching this film every few years.

5.Return of Django AKA Il figlio di Django from 1967

Like the previous film I am pretty sure this is a "legit" Django film. Gabriele Tinti plays Jeff Tracy. Who is Django's son. And we get what amounts to a revenge against the mob story. But set in the old west.For me it has everything I want out of this type of western. Plus Gabriele has that weathered look I always figured someone who spent lots of their time outdoors in the harsh sun would have.

6.Pistol for Django AKA Django's Cut Price Corpses from 1971

Django's lady is kidnapped. And he heads out to rescue her.The kidnappers are wanted for stealing gold from a bank. So Django teams up with a man that was hired to bring back the gold. Sadly this film is lacking action. There is long stretches with almost nothing going on. At least Jeff Cameron is called Django in this film.

So was it worth it?- Since the DVD was only $5 I would say this set is worth it.Django the runner,Django:A Bullet for you and Return of Django are all good films. The other 3 range from meh to horrible.

Top 5 annoying geeks you will run into at any convention/comic shop

Top 5 annoying geeks you will run into at every convention/comic shop

Now first off I myself have fallen into some of these categories before. Once I realized it I changed my ways.



5.Anime Geek

Easy to spot. They usually have on an anime based t-shirt or some kind of "Asian" style clothing. About a decade ago they all wore those fake "silk" button down Dragonball Z shirts. Most of them will look down their nose at you unless you have watched whatever the newest hottest fansubbed show it. And don't dare mention that you think Robotech is better than the 3 anime shows it was created out of. Or that you found Dragonball Z boring and hated how it would tkae 4 episodes for each fight.That is the same as them catching you giving their mother a 3 finger magilla. I have noticed this sub culture is dying out some.



4."I am better than you all" geek

These are the ones you will see complaining about how the con is getting smaller each year. But then turn around and bitch about the kids and teens that show up. "Why are they here they don't even know about US1. Which just happens to be one of Brian Michael Bendis's favorite comics." They will try to strike up a conversation with you while you are digging through the longboxes of comics. Then make sure to point out how either they already own everything you are interested in. Or how some other comic is much better. The best thing to do with them is to wear earbuds,avoid eye contact and pretend you don't hear them.



3."Witty" geek

Yeah I use to fall into this category. You know the type. They repeat over and over lines from Monty Python,Black Adder,Red Dwarf and lots of other UK comedies. Somehow they seem to believe just because a comedy is from the UK it is automatically better than any US made comedy. Now fuck it I will admit I love me some BBC comedies. But there is some total shit BBC comedies. There is only so many times you can hear "We are the Knights that say Neigh!" before you want to grab that 300 buck replica sword and re-enact the Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And if for some reason they aren't into the UK based comedy,they will run into the ground whatever the newest internet meme is. One con I counted and heard "All your base belong to us" 42,yes I know fucking 42 Buscemi bless Douglas Adams,times in 10 minutes. Like with the last geek,wear earbuds to drown out their tired played out "jokes" and try to avoid eye contact.



2.Nostalgia geek

Hey another category I feel into at one time. And still do some. You know the type, the usually grew up in the late 70s through mid 80s. And refuse to believe that the cartoons/comics based on those cartoons they loved as a kid are actually kind of crap. Examples ,and fuck I fell for these. GI Joe,Transformers and Voltron. All three are shows I loved as a kid. And with the first two I LOVED the comics. So back when all three started hitting DVD I ran out and bought them. Along with Masters of the Universe,Thundercats and Silverhawks. I tried watching the shows. And those cartoons I found amazing as a kid,to my adult eyes I saw them for what they really were. 30 minute long animated commercials for the toylines. Stuff like Voltron had some of the worst animation I have seen. Then you got the comics. Back in 2004 when I first discovered torrents of comic scans. The first two comics I searched out and downloaded complete runs of were GI Joe and Transformers. Wow Transformers ,which as a kid was one of my favorite comics ever, is total shit. Bad art,bad writing and bad inking. GI Joe is slightly better. The first 30 or so issues are at least readable. But don't say any of this around a Nostalgia geek. At Coast Con 3 years ago I was looking at this one dealer's booth that had lots of DVDs for really good prices. This guy,whom I assume was around my age walks up and starts looking at one of the Rhino Transformer cartoon sets. "Hey have you seen this?" He asked me. "Yeah sadly I paid full price when it came out. It doesn't hold up that well." He actually dropped the stuff he had in his hands,balled up his fists and I think he was wanting to fight me. I just laughed and walked away. And I understand it we all have some show/movie we loved as a kid that brings back fond memories. Mine is Blackstar. But I will admit that the show is shit. A Nostalgia Geek will argue "You are just see the surface level. The Death of Optimus Prime in the Transformer movie was symbolic of how at that time the economy was dying." And yes I actually heard someone say that.



1.Smelly Geek

The bane of all conventions/comic shops. The geek that smells like the last time they bathed William Shatner wasn't wearing a toupee. Now I understand that convention centers get warm. The con I attend each year is in March so it does get fairly warm. But here's some tips. First take a shower each morning before heading out.Of course use deodorant. And shit I am not normally the type of guy that will wear cologne. But a small spirtz of that wouldn't hurt. Last year at Coast Con I went 3 times on Saturday. And the a/c failed in my car that day. So I got up showered went to con for a few hours. Came back to my cousin's showered again,grabbed her son and went back for another few hours. There was about 3 hours between the panels I wanted to goto. And I knew I had been sweating. So I took her son home, took my third shower of the day and went back. But every year I see geeks wearing the same cloths all three days of the con. And holy hell man it is March and warm what is up with lots of them wearing sweatshirts. Shorts,t-shirts keep you much cooler. Then there always has to be the geeks that will wear the same polyester blend Star Fleet uniform each day. You can sometimes actually see the cloud of B.O floating around them. And now with the Steampunk fad growing so huge. The smell is getting worse. You get plenty of people in heavy replica Victorian era clothing. There is a reason now at some cons Steampunk fans are referred to as Stunkers!

Top 10 Under-rated Beauties

Under-rated beauties to me is any female that I don't hear much about how pretty/cute/gorgeous they are. At least here in the States there are certain female celebs that I keep hearing about how beautiful they are, and at least to me they are average at best.

10.Nicki Clyne

Best known for playing Cally on the remake of Battlestar Galactica. Nicki Clyne was a lady that I thought was cute. Then in 2010 I met her at Coast Con. In person she is a stunning beauty. On BSG she looked tiny. But in person she is even tinier. Plus she has such a radiant personality. She had a huge line of people wanting to meet her and get autographs. And she made sure to spend at least 10 minutes with each person.

09.Patricia Tallman

I first saw Ms Tallman in the 1990 Night of the Living Dead remake. And thought she was a nice looking lady. And like Nicki Clyne it wasn't until I met Ms Tallman at Coast Con 2012 that I realized how beautiful she is. She is another one that I saw make sure to take the time to talk to and interact with every fan that approached her. Most people know her from Babylon 5. But to me she will always be the woman that worked on so many George Romero films.

08.Gretchen Mol

Ms Mol has a classic 30's pin up model look to me. I first saw her in the fairly entertaining "Notorious Bettie Page" film. Where she played Ms Page. After that film I really didn't see her in anything. And had forgotten about her. Then I started watching Boardwalk Empire and she plays Gillian on the show. She has a timeless look to her. Plus her eyes just grab me.

07.Connie Britton

I am noticing a trend here. So far every woman on the list has red hair or reddish hair. Connie I noticed when she was on Spin City. And found her personality so damn cute on the show. After it went off the air I didn't see her for a few years. Then American Horror Story:Murder House started. Ms Britton played the mother. She actually got prettier as she got older. I also like how she isn't some super thin blonde generic lady.

06.Katee Sackhoff

Katee was the only good thing about Halloween Resurrection. Besides being super cute in the film. She was great as the bitchy blonde stereotype. But I really fell in love with her as Kara "Starbuck" Thrace on the Battlestar Galactica remake. I have always have a thing for a woman that you can tell would have your back in a fight. And Kara was a great example of that. It seems outside of Science fiction geek circles she is almost unknown. Which is kind of sad. Because she is a great actress who should be much better known.

05.Lily Rabe

Ms Rabe seems to have done lots of theater work. But very little other stuff. I noticed her in her small part in the first season of American Horror Story. But it was American Horror Story:Asylum that really made me take notice of her. Like Gretchen Mol, Lily Rabe has that pin up/timeless look to her. Plus she has an amazing smile.I was told she has a pretty big role in the currently airing American Horror Story:Coven.

04.Maggie Siff

Sure I saw her during her short stint on Mad Men. But it was when Sons of Anarchy started that I realized how attractive Maggie Siff is. She isn't a conventional beauty. But in my eyes she is one of the best looking women on TV currently. She is another woman where the first thing about her that I noticed was her eyes. In the newest season of Sons of Anarchy she has cut her hair. And it is about shoulder length. To me this look doesn't work as well for her as the longer hair. But she is still a very pretty lady.

03.Bordy Dalle

The former leader singer of The Distillers and Spinnerette, Brody Dalle is a great example of a woman is far from what the media pushes as the standard of beauty. I find her breath taking. I mentioned earlier that I like a lady who looks like she would have your back in a fight. And Brody looks like not only would she have your back but odds are she would be able to handle the fight all on her own. Sometimes it seems like she goes out of her way to downplay her looks. But even then she is still gorgeous. Plus there is just something about any woman that can play a guitar.

02.Fairuza Balk

When The Craft first hit theaters all my friends kept talking about how all the main cast, besides Ms Balk were "SO HAWT!" I had to disagree. Now Rachel True is a very pretty woman. But the other two ladies just didn't appeal to me. Fairuza Balk was the one I found the most attractive. With any woman the first thing I notice is their eyes. And Ms Balk has AMAZING eyes. They feel like they are looking at you and piercing into your inner being. Then you add in this "Don't fuck with me" attitude she projects. I wish she did more films or television work.

01.Linda Cardellini

What can I say. From the first 3 minutes of the first episode of Freaks and Geeks I have had a massive crush on Ms Cardellini. For awhile I thought maybe I was more attracted to the character she played. But then I saw her in the Scooby Doo movie and realized it was her beauty and personality that attracted me to her. She has a smile that brightens any room. Eyes that I can stare at for hours. Then a face that oozes cuteness. The only time I haven't found her mega attractive is the time frame when she was on ER and had blonde hair. Some women look good with blonde hair. But Linda Cardellini doesn't. Then you add in her great acting talent. She is good at dramatic and comedic roles. Even in run of the mill tripe like Legally Blonde she manages to rise above the LCD script and put in a standout role.

Top 5 directors

5.Tie

Todd Browning

Todd makes the list mostly for one film. That is Freaks. I had heard of this film for years. But never could find a copy. Then not too long after we finally got cable TNT aired it late one night. I recorded it. And once I got home from school the next day I sat down and watched it. Most horror from that era doesn't shock or scare me. But Freaks does. Todd may be better known for directing Dracula. But to me Freaks is a much better film.

Peter Jackson

If I was making this list before he made the Lord of the Rings trilogy he would rank much higher. I discovered Mr Jackson not too long after Bad Taste hit VHS. Once I saw that film I tracked down each of his films and loved them. Dead/Alive,Forgotten Silver,Meet the Feebles and The Frighteners are all some of my favorite films. Then I heard he was going to direct the LotR trilogy of films. I wasn't that excited. Because I didn't enjoy the novels. But since it was Peter Jackson I gave them a chance. I sat through Fellowship of the rings, bored the entire time. I have tried to watch The Two Towers 3 times and every time I end up falling asleep. His King Kong remake was lifeless. But for all his pre-LotR films he makes my list.

4.Stanley Kubrick

The first Kubrick film I saw was 2001. I had to be 8 or 9. After reading about how it was a classic of the science fiction genre I felt a strong need to see it. The 2 video stores we belonged to didn't have it. So I begged and begged my parents to join one that did. I rented it and didn't get it. When I was 15 I rewatched it and finally understood it. Then I saw Clockwork Orange,Full Metal Jacket,The Shining and pretty much every other Kubrick film. The only film of his I don't care for is Eyes Wide Shut. Mr Kubrick has a very distinct style. And is well know for being a perfectionist.

3.Lucio Fulci

Now most horror fans consider Dario Argento the master of Italian horror. And I do like Argento. But I prefer Lucio Fulci. The Gates of Hell was the first of his films I saw. And it hooked me and got me into Euro-horror. Over the years I have seen lots of his work. From the westerns he directed to even his version of the classic White Fang. My favorite is The Beyond. Fulci's horror work has this dream like feel too it that appeals to me. Another stand out is Cat in a Brain. Which is one of the best meta-fiction horror films I have ever seen. And at least in my opinion is the film Wes Craven ripped off with New Nightmare. I had a chance to goto the NYC Fango Con where Mr Fulci made an appearance. But I skipped it. I regret it. Not too long after that con Fulci died.

2.Bob Clark

Most people know Mr Clark as the director of  A Christmas Story. Or as the director of the 80s comedy classic Porkys. But how many people know about his horror films from the 70s. He directed the proto-slasher Black Christmas. Which is a very chilling film. Then there is the comedy/zombie film Children Shouldn't play with dead things. Bob Clark feels like a director that never gets the attention he deserves. Sadly he died a few years back. He was in a wreck caused by a drunk driver. And Mr Clark and his son were both killed.

1.David Lynch

Since seeing Blue Velvet I have been a huge David Lynch fan. I have seen every film,tv show and even commercial he has directed. He perfectly captures the feeling of having a nightmare. Sure most of his films require multiple viewings to even begin to understand what they are about. But outside of Dune, each film is worth watching. I am still amazed at what he got away with in Twin Peaks. It is one of the most subversive TV shows to air in prime time in the USA.

Top 10 Bands

The other day I was out in the yard doing some yardwork. And I was trying to think of some more Top 5 lists. Well I was listening to music and thought "Shit Newt do your Top 5 bands." So as I was stacking bamboo shafts I was trying to hash out my top 5. I realized I love too many bands. So it has morphed into a top 10 list.

10.Death

Just discovered them recently. But they have quickly become one of my favorite bands. Formed in the early 70s in Detroit Michigan. They were 3 brothers. And have this great protopunk sound. All they ever released as a single. But 4 or 5 years ago they got resdiscovered and the master tape of their unreleased album got released. If you are a fan of Alice Cooper,The Stooges,The Who or The MC5 check this band out.

9.The Distillers

Fronted by the gorgous Brodie Dalle, this punk band had a great raw sound. I discovered them pretty late in their career. What caught my attention at first was Brodie's voice. It is that rough ,gravely smoking 4 packs of cigs a day voice. They broke up and Brodie went on the sing lead vocals in the short lived band Spinerette.

8.The Stooges
Another great protopunk band from Detroit. Iggy has an amazing stage presence. It was their raw sound that caught me. Thanks to a friend I discovered the Stooges band when I was 12. Since then I have been a huge fan. I still hate that I missed them when they played Voodoo Fest a few years ago.

7.The Misfits
By the Misfits I mean only the Danzig era. I do enjoy a couple of the songs from when Graves was doing lead vocals. But the Danzig era is the best stuff. This is another group I discovered in my pre-teen years.I just wish Jerry Only and Glenn Danzig would settle their differences and we can get a proper Misfits reunion.

6.The Descendents
All the pop punk bands that hit it big in the late 90s/early 2000s owe so much to the Descendents. Loud,Fast and with amazingly clear and intelligent vocals. I actually first heard them when I was 8. Their song Weinersnitzel was lip synched on some TV talent show. My buddy told me that it was a Descendents song. Then he made me a copy of Milo goes to college. That copy found a permanent home in my walkman for years.

TIE 5. Bad Religion
I was about 14 when Suffer came out. I was in Record Bar looking for a new album to buy. The cashier had gotten to know me and knew what bands I was into. "Look little dude buy this album. If you don't like it bring it back and I will refund your money." I took a chance and HOLY FUCK. Then next week I was back and buying all their previous albums. And as good as their albums are it doesn't even compare to how great they are live. Seen them 2 times now. Rumors are flying that the current tour is their last tour. I would love to see them one more time.

TIE 5.NOFX

This was another band I discovered thanks to the great cashier at Record Bar. He told me to buy "White Trash,two Heebs and a Bean." I was back in the store the next day buy every NOFX album they had. I like how they can blend serious topics with comedy.

 4. Guns N Roses
It seems with the generation after me it has become the thing to hate Guns N Roses. Not really sure why. I was in Jr High when Appetite for Destruction hit. For about a year everyone was listening to them. It is an almost perfect album. I got to see them on the ill fated Faith No More/Metallica/Guns N Roses tour. Thanks to various issues the bad is a shell of what it use to be. With only Axl remaining out of the core group. But at least we got 2 great albums and one decent EP.

3.Helmet
I was shopping at Record Bar again. And saw "Helmet-Strap it on" I bought it on a whim. And feel in love with the band. The start/stop of they music. The jazz influences. All made them stand out from all the other early 90s metal bands. Seeing them live was great. But the best part was getting to sit at the bar and buy Paige Hamilton a drink.

TIE 2.Alice in Chains
They are really the only band I ever discovered through MTV. I caught Man in a box airing on Headbangers ball and was hooked. And I do love their album Facelift. But Dirt was the album that stuck with me. The raw pain and emotion Layne Staley brings to each song is haunting. Once I got that album it didn't leave my stereo for years. So happy I saw them 4 times before Layne's OD. I know they are still putting out music and touring. But with out Layne it just isn't Alice in Chains to me.

TIE 2.The Pixies
One of the few good things about one of my ex's is she introduced me to the Pixies.I still don't understand why there were not huge in the States. Almost everywhere else in the world they hit it big. But here they were at the most an underground sensation. They just recently reformed and released a new album. But they don't have Kim Deal and her vocals were a vital part of their sound.

1.The Ramones
No big surprise if you know me. I first heard them on Sha Na Na's weekly tv show. Then a few weeks later heard them on the radio. It started a obsession that has never ended. I own every album and so many bootleg concert recordings. The first time I got to see them they were opening for Pearl Jam. After the Ramones finished their set my ears were ringing so much I could barely hear. I got to see them two more times a few years later. Sadly over the past 13 years 3 of the 4 original members have died. But their music is one of the things that helped me survive the hell that was high school.