TITLE-Final Remains AKA Mortuary (2005)
SOURCE-Echo Bridge DVD
Remember like 10 years ago when Echo Bridge had the license for a pile of Dimension and Miramax films? You could get a 20 pack of movies,5 films per DVD,for 5 to 10 bucks depending on the store. And this wasn't your normal Mill Creek/Brentwood/Diamond Public Domain or Grey market stuff. You got real "winners" like Dracula 2000 and that Halloween with Busta Rhymes (RIP TheFUCKERFROMHELL).
On one of these packs I discovered this forgotten 2005 slasher comedy. Looks like it was shot on video and cause it is crammed onto one disc with 4 other films it looks like a ex rental VHS. The sound was also a bit low. Normally I watch movies in the living room on the large tv. And that one I can normally keep the volume at 14 to 17 for a DVD and hear it clearly. This one I kept having to bump it up to 20 or even 25.
A bunch of college age teens want to party in their small town. A killer is on the loose and a man suspects the killer is hiding out at the local funeral home. And of course the teens goto the funeral home late one night to party.
Thankfully this is only 76 or so minutes. A bigger budget and more professional cast would have this at the level of forgotten horror that Vinegar Syndrome would release with a limited to 2k slipcase edition. But this has a budget around what a family of 4 would spend on a 3 day trip to Disney World.
The kills are not bad. I like the look of the killer,surgical face mask and shower cap. Being a homage to 80s slashers we do get some nudity. With one scene feeling very gratuitious.
When we finally learn who the killer is I wasn't surprised. My short list of who it could be was 2 people.
Betting this is streaming on say Tubi or one of the other FAST services. And if you like slashers and comedy it is worth watching. I doubt I will ever upgrade from this DVD.
Final Remains gets a C-.

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