TITLE-Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey
SOURCE-Peacock Streaming and Scream Factory Blu Ray
Back within 3 weeks of this coming out in 2023 I had gotten a bootleg. Watched it late one night and thought ok this is not nearly as bad as expected. And that means it is one of the few ITN distributed movie worth seeing..
With Winnie the Pooh being public domain it isn't surprising someone made a bloody horror film out of it.
ITN for those that don't know is a group that mostly releases Spanish made and UK made horror films straight to DVD. I have seen at least 10 movies now from them and 2 are worth seeing.
So the plot... Christopher Robin is a kid in the 100 acre woods runs into the gang we all know from the books and or Disney stuff. But once Christopher Robin is grown and off to college one harsh winter the gang is starving. So Pooh talks them into eating Eeyore. After this they vow to never talk and go after anyone in the 100 Acre Woods.
Christopher Robin and his wife come back. And get captured. Then a group of 5 college girls show up. And one by one they are killed by Winnie and or Piglet,the others have passed it seems.
Some bloody kills some dumb kills. I do love the scene where Pooh pimpslaps half a guys face off. That is one oddity it is never really explained why Pooh and Piglet are superhumanly strong and like the Tick Nigh Invunerable.
Expected to bomb this made a good profit and a sequel and shared universe are in the works.
One warning wait on buying the blu ray/dvd of this. Right now that fucker is 20 bucks or so and the only extras is a barely 15 minute EPK and a trailer.
Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey gets a C.
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